Gannonize

DEFINITION: To subject the public record of an individual to close and unremitting Internet scrutiny to uncover unethical or illegal behavior.

BACKGROUND: 2005 Blog investigation of phony White House reporter "Jeff Gannon" led to his resignation

Guckert was Gannonized into oblivion.

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Gannon

he is the most amazing guy. he is loving and caring. everyone wants to be his friend or more ;) because he’s amazing. he’s so modest and hot as hell. he could get any girl he wants, but doesn’t because he isn’t a fuck boy and waits for the right person. he is so full of love and conpassion. and is amazing. everyone deserves a gannon, but sadly there isn’t enough of them for everyone.

Do you know Gannon?

No, I wish I did!!

I know right!! He’s amazing!!

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Gannon

Displaying the face of your hand in front of you in a wide-set confident manner, alluding to the five-finger-blessing of THE Rich Gannon.

Did you see the Gannon on that guy?

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Gannon

Usually a eGirl Slayer.

Dude, did you see Gannon slay that eGirl?

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[Gannon]

Unusually amazing individual who could be a lady killer if he knew where to find kick-ass ladyz.

Wow, look at that guy hitting on Gwyneth Paltrow! He's such a Gannon!

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Gannoning

"Pegging" by either female, transgender, or self induced while providing a reach around or reaching back around.

He's getting a good gannoning.

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Gannon

pirate ninjas that enjoy the following:

-speaking spanglish (the word 'tortuga' may be thrown around often)
-sarcasm
-being completely BA
-dominating
-being witty and hilarious

A Gannon is also:
incredibly attractive
extremely intelligent
witty
studly
Irish
legendary
the envy of all others

-"Did you see that amazing person?"
-"Yeah...They must be a Gannon"

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