gasolinism

Hostility.

See Gasoline or Hostile.

Tovar: (does a gasoline act)

Java: That's a sign of Gasolinism, Tovar.

Tovar: Today happens to be Gasoline Java Day.

Java: What if I were to spray you with Diesel Fuel??

Tovar: Then I'd stick a comb handle up your 455 and be even more gasoline.

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gasoline

An alcoholic beverage made of vodka and energy drink. It's more or less the same color, and has the same effect of giving you energy.

I'll make it to the after-bar if they're serving gasoline!

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Gasoline

a favored drink by many, it comes in a few flavors, octane 87, octane 89,octane 91 and octane 94.

Man, hook me up with some gasoline

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Gasoline

An energy drink, specifically "Lost Energy", used for late night gaming.

Brian bought Cordell some gasoline so he could play more PS3.

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gasoline

What americans call petroleum.

American: Imma fill mah car up with gas!


British: You're commiting suicide?

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gasoline

the liquid you pour on a campfire to get it started. make sure you pour a lot and stand back when you throw the match in.

i poured too much gas on the fire. when geoff threw the match in it, it almost burned miller.

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gasoline

Gasoline: Hostile

Gasolinism: Hostility

Gasolinic: (adjective) Hostile



GASOLINE SCALE:



0-25%: Premium (A little hostile)

25-50%: Midgrade (Somewhat hostile)

50-75%: Regular (Pretty hostile)

75-100%: Leaded (SERIOUSLY hostile! You don't want Leaded!)

100-up%: JET FUEL! (Aahh, I'm not even gonna go there!)

For opposite definitions, see "Diesel".

SITUATION 1-

Dondo: Java, Buzz off!!

Java: Man, Adam! That's a sign of Gasolinism- right there! So, how Gasoline are you?

Dondo: Pretty Gasoline!

Java: All right then. (leaves)

Java: Guys, Adam's Gasoline rating is at Regular Unleaded. Why is this and what can I do to make him Diesel again?


SITUATION 2-

Friend: Daniel is having major problems with his girlfriend. She's been fighting and cheating on him.

Java: So, how Gasoline is she?

Friend: She is really, highly, and EXTREMELY Gasoline!

Java: Well, beyond Gasoline would be Jet Fuel...

Friend: Yes, She is JET FUEL!!

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