Gently Caress

A slang/synonym for "fuck". Typically used by Forum Goons on SomethingAwful. Replaces any usage of the word.

1. I gently caressing can't stand lemons.

2. What the gently caress is going on here?

3. Needless to say, we gently caressed all night.

gently caress

In lay man's terms: Fuck.

What the gently caress is wrong with you?

gently caress

n. joy, love
v. to love, or to have a good time.

"I wish I was gently caressing right now."
"Me too."

"I gently caress you."
"I gently caress you too."

Novelty Gently Caress

In forums, you can't use curse words, so some people say Gently Caress in the place of "fuck". i.e. we gently caressed all night. Therefore, a Novelty Gently Caress is a Novelty Fuck. When someone has sex with someone they normally wouldn't because that person offers something different, a novelty, such as having sex with an obese person, a paraplegic, or someone of different race (or maybe even gender).

I heard Sue and Ginger hooked up. Sue says it was a novelty gently caress, though.