Dad : Imma get some milk!
Mom: Okay!
13 years later and your sad still hasnโt come back
26๐ 9๐
Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after youโve become a famous football player
*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store
Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state
37๐ 2๐
Phrase
Means fuck my dick
Means boobs/dick/pussy cums
Gets some milk and FUCK ME
Means get some milk and fuck me till u see that milk again
8๐ 38๐
The last thing you wanna hear from your dad.
Son, im gonna get some milk.
Kid: NO, NO, NOOOOO
5๐ 1๐
When your dad says he's going to get the milk, there's a 99.99999% he's never coming back.
-OMG! My dad is so cool!
- I think your dad went to get some milk...
66๐ 13๐
Son, I am going to get some milk
6๐ 2๐
What you say when someone gets burned. Like how you drink milk after eating something spicy.
YO mama!
Oooohhhhhhh, get em some milk!!
2๐ 5๐