giu5

Often mistaken for a young Danny Devito, a Giu5 is code for the most Italian thing possible. Usually seen sporting a Juventus dry fit while practicing corner kicks. Known to vacation and take selfies with local cuisine while entering Vin Diesel lookalike competitions. Not known to make many public appearances but can be seen from a distance due to the neon lights mounted under its Honda Civic.

Is that Pitbull? Oh no wait, it’s Giu5