When someone asks you what your real name is because you ‘don’t look British’ but you have a ‘British name’.
Person 1: Hi, I’m Ross
Person 2: Hi - nahhhh what’s Ross short for though
Person 1: nothing
Person 2: nahhh what’s it short for
Person 1: Yh Yh it’s short for Glavachavross
*Person 2 thinks they’re a G but they’re in a state of being absolutely pranked by Person 1’s tomfoolery*
Moistness is the essence of wetness and being wet is the essence of moistness.
That’s so Glavachavross