Glavachavross

When someone asks you what your real name is because you ‘don’t look British’ but you have a ‘British name’.

Person 1: Hi, I’m Ross
Person 2: Hi - nahhhh what’s Ross short for though
Person 1: nothing

Person 2: nahhh what’s it short for

Person 1: Yh Yh it’s short for Glavachavross

*Person 2 thinks they’re a G but they’re in a state of being absolutely pranked by Person 1’s tomfoolery*