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Glennon

A common expression used as a substitute for the word "deity" or "god"

"Praise Glennon"

"Oh my Glennon"

by Glens December 24, 2013


Glennon

1. The act of royally screwing something up, usually followed by being a cry baby and looking like a pothead.

"He pulled a Glennon!"

by HokieFootballFan September 16, 2007

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Glennoned

In NCAA football, to get "Glennoned" is to have your team's undefeated season come crashing down at the hands of a mediocre team, led by a mediocre QB, and one of the only ACC quarterbacks not to transfer to Wisconsin - Mike Glennon.

The resulting defeat crushes your hopes of making it to the BCS title game (but let's face it, the $EC has to be in it regardless) and makes every other win seem insignificant, especially as NC State has a mediocre rest of the season.

Getting Glennoned on the ESPN website is referred to as getting gleasted.

EJ Manuel was hot on the Heisman list until he got Glennoned at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh.

by ccccchris December 15, 2012


Glennons

The hair that grows on the back of your neck. Usually comes is two strips - one for each side of your neck.

Dude look at your freakin neck! Your Glennons are thick. Get em cut!

by Someone who has done this same thing October 13, 2006

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


mike glennon

The best thing that ever happened to the Jacksonville Jaguars

Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: Theyโ€™re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.

by EW! February 1, 2021


Glennon Hairline

An extremely disappointing hairline that goes, goes, goes and doesnโ€™t stop going back

Ewww you have such a glennon hairline

by Hxrtzi September 11, 2020


Ryan Glennon

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NO cigs just strAITE bowls of californiadreams all day i do it howw a king do. how y doin tho ight hmu peace yo. - Ryan Glennon

by HeavyMe talHillBilly January 6, 2012