glitchuation

A subtle blend of glitch and situation, often used in reference to a computer problem of moderate to extreme magnitude.

Hello, IT department, we have a glitchuation. My outlook crashes every time I try to send the Million Dollar Widget proposal.

Sorry guys, there is a glitchuation with tonight's poker plans. Wife is NOT leaving town this weekend.

Glitchuation

A major calamity, the result of a critical mass of otherwise minor annoyances.

Phone call from Kathleen Sebelius to President Obama on the launch day of the ACA website: Mr. President, we have a glitchuation!