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A garden of nothing but Cacti or having Cactus all mushed up together outside your home. It is also a very dangerous garden!
Sarah: Have you seen the HUGE God's Penis Darren across the street has.
Jesus: Yeah but wasn't he supposed to chop it down because of those kids that got stuck in it.
Sarah: Oh yeah I heard about that.... But we all know DARREN doesnt give a fuck.
Jesus: hahaha you are full of it Sarah!
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A man who has an excessively large penis (usually it cannot fit into vaginas) so he reigns as penis god, further blessing and enhancing already-existing penises so that they can impale females more readily and efficiently.
Supermario's penis was too large - so he retired - and become a penis god.
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A. A penis so large, no man or woman could understand the power of the penis AKA Dave.
"That cock was huge last night, it ripped my shit to shreads. Dave is definetly a Penis God."
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is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.
End communication.
Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool