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Goldeen is a water-type Pokemon.
She is a colorful fish, with her most predominant colors being orange and white. She has a horn on her head, which she commonly uses for her horn attack.
Goldeen is also known as "The Water Queen."
Goldeen, I choose you!
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The act of applying a handful of Gold Bond Foot powder mixed with a small dash of Listerine Mouthwash, swished around in one's hand til slightly dissolved to one's crotch. Hurts like a mofo at first, but cools down to be refreshingly sensational. Addicting
The word also applies to the mixture itself
Dude, I just had my first goldeen and it burns so baddd
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A phrase used to describe someone's epic fail. This expression comes from the moment in the game Super Smash Bros Melee in which an epic pokémon is expected to come out and fucking rape the opponents, but goldeen pops out of the poke-ball and does nothing. Instead your shit gets smashed off the stage.
Brosef: "So I was laying next to my GF texting when my phone slipped out of my hand, fell on her face, and broke her nose."
Da'man: "Nice Goldeen!"
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