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When people walk into a bar or restaurant and sit at every table before finally choosing one
Taken from the children's fairytale Goldilocks & The 3 Bears
- "Dude, you got a new table at 103"
- "Ya I see them, but they've been GOLDILOCKSING the fuck out of me, that's the 4th table they've sat in........ see there they go again!
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This seat's too chilly
This seat's too loud
This seat doesn't have a window
This seat is juuuuuuust right!
v. To do something several times, alternating between opposite extremes, taking forever to hit the optimal solution.
The words is taken from the childrens fairytale: Goldilocks and the three bears, written by the brothers Grimm.
Also see goldilocks, goldilocks (v), goldilocksing
"Marci was totally Goldilocksing with the printer paper. First she jammed the printer because there wasn't enough paper in the printer drawer, then she put so much paper in that it jammed again!"
Using someone else's bed during or after a party without their permission.
Gina was goldilocksed when she found other people in her bed during a party.
To try out multiple items before choosing one; different from "window-shopping" in that one must actually use/try the items in question before making a choice.
I needed a new desk, so I spent the day goldilocksing in furniture stores until I found the perfect one.
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To perform oral sex on a lady who has had a man ejaculate inside her recently. To eat someone else's porridge
Ken: I went down on Betty earlier...
Trevor: oh really? How was it?
Ken: weird. There was someone else's load in there. I really goldilocksed Bettys hole.
Trying out many of any type of thing in order to find the most suitable one. Especially dick.
She ran through those dudes like goldilocksing was her hobby before she found her perfect penis.
The art of sleeping in someone else’s bed until you get kicked out.
Jack totally just goldilocksed in IKEA for an hour before getting kicked out by security.
"Are you driving home after the party?" "Nah, I'm planning on Goldilocksing in Heath's bed"