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A strong adhesive that, while not specifically labeled such, is not designed to be used as a hair product.
Woman - "I ran out of hair spray so I used gorilla glue spray."
Nurse - "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
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A popular strain of marijuana. Effects usually included face and other body parts going numb.
Johnny: Bro whats going on with Billy's face?
Rick: Yea Billy was smoking on that Gorilla Glue. Shit makes your face go numb.
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A last resort product when you run out of hairspray. Definitely not recommended, as Tessica Brown learned the hard way. There is no easy way to get Gorilla Glue off your hair without cutting it, or doing some serious damage to your hair and scalp.
I ran out of hairspray, so I used Gorilla Glue to keep it in place.
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The toughest glue on planet Earth.
JIM: I gotta get me some of that Gorilla Glue so i can fix my wooden leg!
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Gorilla Glue is the "putty" created in the process of "Penis Fly Trapping". After you finish once and keep stroking it, the consistency of the jizz becomes like Gorilla Glue, making it hard to keep stroking and finish a second time.
It was a lonely Friday night, and I was sitting there stroking my hog watching Telenovelas. Out of boredom I wanted to keep going and try to accomplish a Penis Fly Trap, but the jizz got tacky and it was like jerking off with Gorilla Glue.
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strong weed high in thc//the opposite of a reggie
"damn i need me some gorilla glue but my gas say he only got reggie "
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As an excellent alternative to hair spray, gorilla glue is also a great lip balm, eyelash adhesive, and lube.
T. Brown: Imma use gorilla glue on ma hair, thissa be perfect!
Ty-Rel: I'm finna use yo gorilla glue cuz I'm outta lube.
Letisha: I need dows for ma brows, dey be on fleek.
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