Pilaffing

Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.

Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!!
Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!

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Gorilla glue

As an excellent alternative to hair spray, gorilla glue is also a great lip balm, eyelash adhesive, and lube.

T. Brown: Imma use gorilla glue on ma hair, thissa be perfect!
Ty-Rel: I'm finna use yo gorilla glue cuz I'm outta lube.
Letisha: I need dows for ma brows, dey be on fleek.

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