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n. A syndrome where you look younger than you really are.
She has Gormanism because she's 20 but looks 13.
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Gorman
1st definition: Noun: A person, esp. a shyster, who uses unscrupulous, fraudulent, or deceptive methods in business but spends all his earnings on prostitutes
2nd definition: Verb: To take other peoples hard earned cash to make fruitless business ventures, rife with hollow promises.
3rd definition: Noun: A person who runs a business on the verge of destitution due to his poor organizational skills
I did a job for the circus when they came to town but the bastards pulled a gorman on me and spent my wages on drink and porno.
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The act of ejaculating into somebody's food without them knowing
That dude at Taco Bell gormaned in my burrito!
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(Verb) To wipe your ass incorrectly. Performed by putting your arm between your legs and wiping downwards.
"Wow, I just gormaned and got shit all over my balls"
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to light a cig and not smoke it so it creates a cigarette long ash in the ashtray
"Don't bum a smoke from me and then let it gorman in the tray!"
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A Gorman is when someone cannot handle pressure.
If I were out there, we would have scored the touchdown for sure. He's really pulled a GORMAN.
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