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Pronounced Gowdy, but looks like Gouda, reminiscent of the smeg cheese that forms in unmentionable places.
A sexual act involving an older man's limb stump penetrating another man's asshole for pleasure and/or domination purposes. Both men must claim to be straight and be in personal relationships with women. If the person receiving the Goude takes a bath once a month, this makes the act more authentic. Commonly performed in institutions of higher learning between two staff members.
Person 1: "Hey, what was going on in the IT office last night?"
Person 2: "Apparently, the old guy gave the unwashed weirdo a Goude after everyone went home."
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goud is the new attitude towards life, carrying a very positiv connotation. It is the antonym of fisty and expresses ones general happiness with the way things go. It is only being used by cool, scene people, which probably excludes you and your friends.
normal person: How are you doing?
gouda person: I'm quite goud!
normal person: What's up with Tim?
gouda person: Oh, he's just goudalicious goud gone loco!
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Totally hammered. Not in control of ones self due to consumption of intoxicants, usually alcohol, but not directly associated with alcohol. Could be due to other drug intoxication which leads to good times, bad times, nausea, vomiting, random black eyes for some...maybe worse.
That guy was so goud, he couldn't even order his fries.
He's more than shit faced, he's goud.
She's so goud.She couldn't wait to pee, she pissed her self.
That girl can't drive she's too goud.
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much like "good day", "goud dai" is a greeting used in minnesota by the heavily accented.
often said with a bow + salute.
'au revoir!'
'goud dai!'
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Goude (my family pronounces it Gowd the ou having the same pronunciation as the ou in house) means goldsmith in Dutch.
Let's go see a Goude and get some jewelry.