HOECRASTINATE

WHEN YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DOIN HW BUT INSTEAD U SUCKIN D**K!

Girl in class: "Girl, did you do last night's assignment?"
Another girl in class: "Yeah, girl"
Girl in class: "Can I copy pls, I was too busy... nahmean"
Another girl in class: "dam bitch y u always gotta hoecrastinate fo'"

Hoecrastination

When you're not particularly enthusiastic about meeting up with a particular girl (often loose/slutty) you feel indifferent to, and therefore beat around the bush and put it off, with the only thing keeping you thinking about it is the prospect of sex.

Male 1: "Have you seen that girl since you banged her out?"

Male 2: "Nah, I can't be bothered"

Male 3: " Just bang her again dude, it's hoecrastination if you don't and you know it's gonna happen eventually."

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hoecrastinate

when a sexually promiscuous female delays work in favor of sluting it up.

loosely related to brocrastinate.

I was about to go to the library to study but I went over to john's house and hoecrastinated instead.

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Hoecrastinating

When you're supposed to be having sex with someone but you keep putting it off.

"Mike wants to have sex with me tonight but I'm really hoecrastinating."

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