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The best sport to have ever been created.
Holf is played by using a holf club to hit holfballs into a holf hole. Holf was invented by an r/polls user who unintentionally created the greatest sport of all time by mistyping the word golf (🤮🤮🤮).
A: Hey you should play holf! I've heard it is the best sport ever!
B: Yeah, I love holf!
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Holf is like golf but 1919299 times better then golf
Holf was first said on r/Polls
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1 - To piss and shit in your underwear after a getting paralytic on a night out on the piss
2 - To ejaculate
3 - To throw up
4 - To punch somebody
1 - Oh man i woke up this morning with a massive hangover i can't remember how i got home and i'd holfed in my boxers :(
2 - My gf stayed over last night, a few bottles of wine later and i holfed all over her tits
3 - I think i ate a dodgy kebab cos after i ate it i holfed about 20 times
4 - Geezer was getting all in my face last night so i holfed him and broke his nose
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Abbreviated version of the exclamation "HOLY FUCK!"
HOLF! Those giraffes are fighting.
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