HOMATER

HOMATER:- Is a bisexual teacher who enjoys caning young boys on their naiked bottoms, and, watch them in their communal shower after sport day - he just "janners" for it.

You'd better get that homework done, or, the geography teacher will get you into his room on the 9th floor and cane your naiked bottom at 1630 hrs when the boarders are having tea - he is a HOMATER!

Homatic

Adj. A derogatory slang term used to describe someone (usually hetrosexual) who is acting homosexual (or gay) RIGHT NOW. This word cannot be used in the past or future tense.

Frankie, you're touching Kevin's butt? That's homatic!

Jordan, the way you are looking at me is very homatic, please stop.

Homat

An Egocentric, dumb@$$, schitzo who believes he gets burglarized everyday. Believes that he is the most patriotic american as well even though he's nothing but a punk.

A phone conversation with Homat.
Homat: Hold i'm baking brownies
Me: Should you be near a stove?
Homat: OMG! THERES A DOG OUTSIDE MY HOUSE! ITS BARKING AND WANTS TO STEAL SOMETHING!
Me: You're crazy
Homat: Dont you hear the barking?!!!?!?
Me: that's your lil' brother.
Homat: OMMGG!!
Me: Goodbye, and get help.

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homated

past tense verb to describe a same sex married couple. A verb created to keep the word, married, for heterosexual couples only.

Bruce and Steve were legally comated in the state of Hawaii. A comated couple is allowed to have all of the legal benefits that are provided for married couples.

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Homatic

Being or in the state of being homosexual. Other words may include: homo or gay. This is sometimes used as a way to put others down.

"Quit being so homatic." or "He's so homatic." or "Your so homatic."

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