Horned

When a man, who is in heat or horny will grow a hornboner in his approprate area, and will be unable to prevent his body from charging in. this usually occurs when the subject in question has not had relations with a woman in quite some time.

*man standing by bar, woman leans over bar, and her cleavage is in his direct field of vision, he gets the urge or horned to put the moves on her and any other woman he can until his urge is satisfied*

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Horned

Big Tits with real pointy nipples, and the person is really horny all the time

Pamela Anderson is horned

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Horned

When you have provided a service, beyond reasonable expectations, and for no good reason, this hat wearing individual wants a ridiculous discount base purely on douchebagery.

Please note the individual is referred to as 'bob' although that is not his real name.

Bob- I'll have the porter house steak please, medium.
Waiter- Certainly, anything else sir?
Bob- No, thats all.
Dinner is consumed, no complaints were made.
Bob- This is the worst steak I have ever had, I refuse to pay!

(The 'bob' individual continues to argue a minuet amount, disregarding the fact he was provided a service and it is in bad taste to bring up discontent with the product after payment has been issued)

After speaking with the manager, who reiterated the fact that if you didn't like it, why did you eat? The bob proceeded to cause a shitfit similar to that of an infant.
At which point the manager, who was embarrassed for the cowardice individual, allowed the dinner to be removed from the bill, and asked the 'bob' like character to leave.

The manager then admitted to the waiter that they had been HORNED.

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Horned

To be drunk out fo one's mind.

"Dude I'm so horned after I drank those 12 beers."

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Hornely

The feeling of being lonely and horny. Are you horny because you're lonely or lonely because you're horny? That's the mystery of being hornely.

That lady in the car commercial sure is pretty. I'd like to smell her hair.... god I'm hornely.

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On the horn

On the phone; talking on the phone

A: She gave me her phone number two days ago
B: You had better get on the horn pretty quick if you want her to go out with you

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Horning

Horning the act of committing adultery.

Having an extramarital affair or in a relationship and cheating.

Look how Janet horning James with Mark, but she don’t know James horning she with she sister.

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