Haffe

A big black man that "stretches" inmates in prison.

Damn bro, you drop that soap and that haffe gonna tear you up

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haffe

a dog bitch

Are u a haffe?

eye haff to laff

eye (I) haff (have) to laff (laugh)

meaning someone saying something stupid or stupid just say eye haff to laff it’s like twitter slang

someone : bts is bad
me :eye haff to laff

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Ooft, I haff!

From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.

"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"

Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!

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Haff

Alternative for the word: Have

I haff to go use the toilet

Haff

Synonym for the word have

I haff to go to the toilet.

Haff

German word meaning bay or lagoon.

A few people have died from Haff’s disease after consuming bad fish .