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When someone creates a fake profile on a dating site that is deliberately repulsive and offensive for the purpose of demonstrating that people are awful and no bar is too low.
Sally was hagfishing on Match.com as a Neo-nazi single mother with eight kids and a meth addiction. She got 127 messages in 24 hours!
Jawless sucking bottom feeder eats from inside ( japan fish )
Long beach hagfish ho 60 inch long skuttered on udd around wall she had ugly stick whauuup me.
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....
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1. A jawless, slimy, bottom-dwelling fish that preys on dead animals by burrowing inside of them and eating out their insides.
2. A jawless, slimy-looking cock that eats women from the inside out.
1. Whoa, dude, i was just watching the discovery channel episode on hagfish. Those things are fucking creepy, man!
2. Jonny just ate Mary out with his hagfish again.
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When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish
She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now
A mother in-law that is scandinavian. ( from Sweden, Finland , Iceland, Denmark and Norway
Man my mother in-law is a Scandinavian hagfish
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A blowjob that has so much mucous that it can fill a bucket
I had to move her into the tub because she was giving me a hagfish