haking

acting totally rude and flopping all over the floor, gasping for air, basically every second

hey what's up with that fucking egregious grin there dude shit you just knocked over my lamp I can't believe I ever let you in my house you are getting water everywhere and you smell like a lobster
dude I'm just haking chill

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hakes

Being fired from your job for being incompetent.

Dude, if you don't shape up, you're going to get your ass hakesed?

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Hake

A person who says he’ll eat ass only to get clout, but doesn’t actually do it.

That hake finessed my pockets, so I stabbed him.

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haked

an alcohol (coconut rum) soaked fruit (pineapple) given to someone underaged by a family member without consent.

The family gathering version of a date rape.

"I think Uncle Ted haked me with his special pineapple at the party last night."

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hake

An interrogative used in place of the phrase "what the heck". When using the phrase hake please note that you dont say "what the hake", but simply "hake". The word was invented in 2006 by word masters Andre G and Johnny B.
Common misspellings are "Hayck" and "hakyeedkkheykkc".
The word was invented to do away with laboriously saying "what the heck?".

Dude 1: hey, Dude 2, are you gay?
Dude 2: Hake? No!

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Haking

When you have a ghost do a visual task for you on among us, to make it look like you did it

How did you do astriods? You must be haking. Reported!

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dirty hake

A very slutty chick who will fuck anybody anywhere.

Dude you don't want to take that dirty hake home! She'll get pregnent on purpose.