Half-dicking

to masturbate to a not so good porn video and not feeling satisfied

I wasn't satisfied with the nut last night

I was half-dicking

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Half-Dick

A Jew, refering to Circumcision.

Frank is a Half-Dick

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half hard dick

i ) A half erect penis.

ii) Something that is useless

iii) Something that appears to be on its way to being useful, but isn't

iv) Something that possesses all the drawbacks, and none of the advantages of a given phenomenon

Steve : Did you get a raise at work ?

Dave : Yes, but only $2,000

Steve : That's like $50 a paycheck after taxes

Dave : It's about as useful as a half hard dick.

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half a happy dick

A phrase used to describe when people absolutely do not care.

Jeff Bezos surely does not give half a happy dick if people have nowhere to put their shopping carts after they shop at Whole Paycheck.