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Slang. Someone who is a 'mental' and subsequently talks to themselves.
Derived from people that speak on hands free and look like they are talking to themselves (as there is no one visibly present) but are in fact having a phone conversation.
The 'mentals' on the other hand, have the exact same conversation... but they ain't plugged in to no one!
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Man that Penelope is hands free. I was on the bus the other day and she was there chewing her hand and talking to herself.
Poor old Billy ever since he caught his mum engaged in bukkake with the local football team and his dad then committed suicide and his pet dog got run over and his house got burnt down and he lost his arm in a chainsaw accident, has gone a bit handsfree. Man, I swear down, I saw him in the street the other day, shouting at himself.
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the incredible ability to masturbate without any contact with one's genitals. a skill the male japanese business class has cultivated for decades.
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The act of going on a night out without a handbag, and your gear rammed in pockets to enable easy dancing*
*hands-free works better if there is a bloke with deep pockets nearby.
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\'han(d)z-หfrฤ\ (verb)
The act of using any body part other than the hands to masturbate.
I got pulled over for driving erratically, but I was totally hands-free!
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Hand-Free is a very rare gift. It is when you can make YOURSELF cum, without anyone's hands. It is very hard to do and you don't feel the full orgasm as you would via a Blowjob, Handjob or otherwise.
Man: I can go Hand-Free
Woman: But I can make you unable to handle me
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newfags can't type "hands free fapping"
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A rhyming term short for 'Hands-Free Digital Rectal Exam'. Arising from the filthier quarters of the medical community, the term refers to anal intercourse.
"The girlfriend didn't cook dinner tonight... The only way to make it up was by letting me practice the Hands-Free DRE"
"I totally fucked up that patient's meds... My supervisor is going to give me the Hands-Free DRE"
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