harlon

a person who will seriously fuck shit up. master reconstructive technician of lava lamps, expert in bear attacks and bear nature.

oh my, there is a harlon, i sooo wanna go blow him. c'mon girls lets go blow him

18👍 12👎

harlon

harlon is a master at lava lamps, he is one of the best people to call for when you're trying to commit some acts of arson.
a harlon is also a guy who when you ask a question he doesn't say "your mom," honestly thats pretty gigachad. He is also wanted in 195 countries, thats pretty cool.

"OMG is that a harlon!"
"OMG it is!!"
"I wanna blow him soooooo bad"
"SAME!"

harlon

1.n fat
2.n greasy
3. halo nerd

harlon your such a fat greasy fuck quit freaking on halo

4👍 22👎

Dirty Harlon

It's when Harlon has intercourse with 100 latin lady's and only impregnate's one.

He did a dirty Harlon last night and thats why he cant come to work.