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Harukaitis

An affliction of the heart in where a Man, usually prone to womanizing, gambling, overindulgence, and all around decadent behavior; suddenly discovers, right in front of his nose, the Woman of his dreams.

Harukaitis develops when this discovery is countered by her immediate rejection and his realization that she is unattainable, and that he will spend the rest of his life never having a chance.

Symptoms include: loss of sleep, mood swings, anxiety, internal struggles with jealousy, as well as periods of delusion followed by despair.

Currently there is no cure for this condition.

He hasn't had a decent night sleep since coming down with Harukaitis last year.

I wouldn't try talking with him today. His Harukaitis has been acting up recently.

by smtrx October 28, 2010


Haruka

Haruka is stunningly beautiful.
More beautiful than any other. She can charm anyone.
It's hard not to love Haruka.
She loves men with glasses that are sweet and thoughtful.
No one can compare to her.
If you are able to get a haruka to commit to you, never let her go.
Bring her a boba.

You can try but you'll never be a haruka.

by Joseph Gordon Levitt March 24, 2017

98๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Haruka

A water loving freak. He'll take his clothes off right away when he sees a tub of water. Doesn't show much emotion. He's pretty hot tho.

Don't take your clothes off here, Haruka!

by Makoto Tachibana March 14, 2015

134๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Haruka

Haruka is a name that is unisex depends on the kanji used and its meanings also here are some examples of fictional entities with the name Haruka:

1) A common name that is more used on females
2) May's Japanese name from the Pokemon series ( Hoenn )
3) A character from the game Yakuza
4) One of the characters from Sailor Moon

Haruka is the best character in Pokemon

by crasher 1998 April 18, 2021


Haruka

Her sister is probably called Minami but that's the disappointment so we don't care about her. Haruka on the other hand is the youngest but the smartest, she gets her work done and is extremely productive.
She also has an obsession with K-pop and probably needs to get checked for it.

Oh you make your parents proud? couldn't be a Minami you're definitely a Haruka!

by papiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 26, 2022


Haruka

Tiffโ€™s wife

Tiff: Wow i love haruka she is MY WAIFE

by Not Tiffany ok November 23, 2021


haruka

an often-times clueless 14-year-old chihuahua that sits in front of the computer and plays video games all day. it likes to bark to entertain others. in other words, she is everyone's bitch. strangely enough, she owns a pet names tony.

bob: hey fetch, haruka
haruka: *stares into the computer* i'm gonna die, i'm gonna die!!!

haruka is such a poonani

by areyouforcereal March 4, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž