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Heaven, the heavens, seven heavens, pure lands, Tian, Jannah, Valhalla, or the Summerland, is a common religious, cosmological, or transcendent place where beings such as gods, angels, jinn, saints, or venerated ancestors are said to originate, be enthroned, or live. According to the beliefs of some religions, heavenly beings can descend to earth or incarnate, and earthly beings can ascend to heaven in the afterlife, or in exceptional cases enter heaven alive.
Heaven is often described as a "higher place", the holiest place, a paradise, in contrast to hell or the underworld or the "low places", and universally or conditionally accessible by earthly beings according to various standards of divinity, goodness, piety, faith or other virtues or right beliefs or simply the will of God.
Hell, in many religious and folkloric traditions, is a place of torment and punishment in the afterlife. Religions with a linear divine history often depict hell as an eternal destination, while religions with a cyclic history often depict a hell as an intermediary period between incarnations. Typically, these traditions locate hell in another dimension or under the earth's surface and often include entrances to hell from the land of the living. Other afterlife destinations include purgatory and limbo.
Preacher: Your choices in life will determine whether you go to Heaven or Hell.
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Your perfect partner on your worst days. You can rant to them anytime. Definitely more reliable than your ex.🤗True to their name, they give you the goodness of heaven and protect you from life’s hell.🥰
“Wow I’ve had the worst week, I could really use some Heaven and Hell right now”
Subjective first-person account of Aldous Huxley's multiple mescaline experiences.
After reading heaven and hell, I (i) itched to get some mescaline into my brain and (ii) resolved to never trip while in an art gallery. Such activity generates verbal diarrhea.
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2 lesbian chicks doing a titty fuck with one wearing a strap-on. inserting it into the cunt
Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie both go to a motel 6 and decide to perform a heaven and hell
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Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.
Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!
Enough said!
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a humorous term for a marriage theoretically 'made in heaven' but one that ends in divorce after less than 5 years.
in Hollywood terms any marriage that is not a heavened hell is actually hard to come by nowadays, with divorce being easier to obtain, compared to previous generations.
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a humorous term for a marriage theorhetically 'made in heaven' but one that ends in divorce after less than 5 years.
in Hollywood any marriage that is not a heavened hell is actually hard to come by nowadays, with divorce being easy and women being financially independent.