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hemophilia

the instance when someone was born with an uncut penis because if circusision has acured the person would have died.

Richard: I have hemophilia
Casey: I have a pet gold fish, tell me about it
Richard: it means my body does not heal itself like yours does without aid

by lhrocks February 2, 2015

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Hemophilia

An intense sexual attraction to blood.

Tim: "Dude I love having sex when my girlfriend is on her period. It gets me off like nothing else. Regular sex isn't nearly as exciting any more."
Eric: "Sounds like you might have a serious case of hemophilia."

by FeralPersona January 16, 2013

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Porphyric Hemophilia

The medical term for vampirism

bob: I think i have Porphyric Hemophilia.
ted:what, why?
bob: my teeth are sharp
ted: shut the hell up dracula

by ITCHYxTR1GGA69 July 22, 2011

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hemophilia of the larynx

To Be A Blabbermouth

I love bae but she has totes hemophilia of the larynx!

by JingaMAn3000 May 16, 2017