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When you spend the majority of winter in bed with your lover.
Once the temperature dropped to 31 degrees, Ian and Kristen started to hibermate.
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A relationship that last for only a couple of months. Usually during the winter months.
Hiber- comes from Hibernation.
Ideally you meet a hibermate on New Years Eve so that you skip the end of year gift giving holiday season. If you work it right, you can send a message break up message on Valentines Day with a practical, rather than romantic gift. You can then be free and clear by Saint Patrick’s Day!
I found the perfect hibermate. After I get through these cold winter months, the hibermate is getting kicked out the door.
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A friend who sleeps excessively.
Person 1 - Hey, have you seen Joe anywhere?
Person 2 - He's probably in bed. He's such a hibermate.
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Hibermating (verb) (i.e. cuffing) Being involved in a relationship, usually lasting between one to three months during the Winter -when the nights are the longest, and the bed sheets are the coldest.
Hibermating can usually be recognized by...
- the copious amounts of takeout
containers that it leaves in its wake...
- blurry eyes as a result from Netflix
binging ...
- a per capita uptick in spooning
behavior that is located within a
specific geography area such as the
Northern Hemisphere, the Eastern
Seaboard, or the third floor of City
Liquidators, to name a few.
We spent January and February happily hibermating and never left the house.
When you spend all day in bed having sex, preferably during winter.
Alejandro and I spent the entire day hibermating.
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Adj. When two people start dating, but you never see them anymore because they just have sex all the time.
Person 1: "hey have you seen Pete lately"
Person 2: "nah, not since he got with sally, they've just been hibermating all the time"
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what teenagers want to do to with their peers when they get away from their parents. a combination of the words hibernating and exploratory mating
Where are the kids?
"hibermating"
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