I-pee

when a mle is listening to his ipod and he accidently pees on the headphone wires.

"dude i was listening to sabotage and i accidently peed on my wire!"
oohh u busted an I-pee

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I pee on cats

Meow meow meow meow. Meow kitty meow!! Meow 🐈 ⬛

I pee on cats

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Voice Over I Pee

Talking on the phone while you're in the bathroom.

A play on words on "Voice Over IP", a technology that allows voice conversations via the internet or internet-based networks.

- "OK, hold on. This is gonna be Voice Over I Pee"
- "Gross, dude. I'll call you later."

"This is the works. You're now on Voice Over I Pee. AND I'm getting a blumpkin"

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suck me where i pee

to suck a penis; give head; suck dick

Suck me where I pee or I will slap you in the face with my cock bitch.

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i gotta pee

the word you say you gotta

¨i gotta pee¨

can i go pee

i really need to pee right now

please let me pee, can i go pee yet

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i have to pee

A good way to get out of an awkward situation.

Guy 1- yo you gonna hook up with Stacy?
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee

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