Ididot

Somebody, Alan for example, who buys a ridiculous MP3 player as opposed to an iPod just to be a non-conformist.

Everytime I pin down what I think I want It slips away. says:
just got a new mp3 player
Karl says:
is right
Karl says:
an ipod?
Everytime I pin down what I think I want It slips away. says:
pft
Karl says:
...
Everytime I pin down what I think I want It slips away. says:
as if i'd conform to apple
Karl says:
ididot

IDIDOT

When you girlfriend says you cannot have (s)eggs because family is over.

“Babe we cannot have eggs because your family is there IDIDOT”