Inspirection

in-spuh-rek-shuh n
- noun

When a human male attains a full-blooded erection that was not gained by means of any thoughts or feelings related to sexual arousal or activity, but rather solely by means of achieving inspiring ideas.

“When Antoine told me about the possibility of tearing down the very fabric of capitalism using only a pneumatic drill, used toilet paper and a stolen World War II battle tank, many new ideas started to spawn in me in that same moment. By the time I stated my inspiration and stood up to grab another cup of herbal tea for us both, he pointed out that I had a full erection just one foot away from his face. We were both aware that it could not have possibly been a sexual-related erection, therefore it was an inspirection.”