Intendo

What your parents used to call any videogame system when they didn't want their friends to know that they know what it is called.

Mother- John, quit playing that "Intendo" and come meet your great aunt!
John- Mom quit calling my PS3 an "Intendo" because you know what it's called!
Mother- Oh I've no idea what a PSsomething is... John doesn't know what he's saying...heh heh.
Aunt- Well, then you really are a prisoner in your home because even I know what a PS3 is and I'm 87 years old honey.

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Intendo

How a drunk person says Nintendo

All you do all day is play that fuckin Intendo.

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intendo

A single player mind game that goes as such: the player takes a pen and paper and writes a list of seven things that they want more than anything. Meant to be only played once.

I didn't know what I was going to do for the longest time, so I sat down, gave it some thought, and played intendo. Now I've got it all figured out.

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Super Intendoed

To have fully intended to fulfill a task but ended up playing video games instead.

Hey Billy, did you take out the trash like i asked?
Oh sorry, I Super Intendoed to.

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