Irish it up

To add liquor to a beverage.

Someone hands you a plain glass of egg nog and then asks, "Want me to Irish it up for you?" They mean to pour rum in it, or some other liquor.

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irish up

-verb: to irish up {ahy-rish uhp}

1: to put whiskey into.

2: to combine with whiskey.

3: to infuse with alcohol.

Hostess: "Can I irish up that coffee for you, dear?"
Guest: "No thanks. I have to drive home tonight."

Guy 1: "Dude, I was trying to get with Cathy last night! She's so hot, but she's such a frigid bitch!"
Guy2: "You just have to irish her up first. Then, she'll be like butter in your hand, if you know what I mean."

Son: "Why is Dad crying over that picture of Grandma?"
Mother: "He's all irished up. You know how he gets."

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Irish Make Up

The bruises on their face from intoxicated fighting.

"Jenny's got some nice Irish make up today"
"Yeah, fist fights and Guinness aren't a good combo"

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Irish Up

To take a shower using Irish Spring body wash, replenishing your daily supply of irishness. Even if you're not Irish you can still have the freshness of Ireland.

Also works with the bar soap.

After a hard day of work, I like to irish up, down some shots of jameson and take home two chicks from the bar.

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Get someone's Irish up

Being severely pissed off.

Please don't get my Irish up.

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Get someone's Irish up

To cause them to go into a blinding, seething, often-homicidal rage. See also: Infuriate.

Get someone's Irish up: "This mother-fucker is gonna get my Irish up if he doesn't get out of my way!"

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