Irizarrying

Irizarrying (Irizarry-ing) is an adjective used to describe the lifestyle lead by amateur athletes turned broadcasters which includes shaving your head with a disposable bic razor, doing push ups with your shirt off, and keeping to a strict Paleo diet which mostly consists of bacon. In all, not too different then how you'd imagine LeBron James's lifestyle in the NBA offseason.

I was Irizarrying to the point where everyone else in the gym felt uncomfortable and left without finishing their reps, but I finished everyone's sets for them, because I'm a good guy.

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Irizarry

Irizarry, an ancient people from The Basque country. Located around the western end of the Pyrenees on the coast of the Bay of Biscay and straddles parts of north-central Spain and south-western France. These people are some of the most amazing looking people on the planet.

Neither French nor Spanish, the Irizarry men tend to be more beautiful than the women of their heritage. In ancient times they used to be lords to goat shepherds and were known to fuck their goats more so than their own wives.

Wow that Mr.Irizarry sure is Handsome!
Goat Fucker!

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Eric Irizarry

Definition of Eric Irizarry- pronounced "EWIC IWIZAWWY" person, noun, or verb
He has had approximately 35 unaccredited non speaking roles and appearances in All kinds of walk roles and minor character fill-in parts in independent films and a few "extra" roles in major motion pictures.
He has loyal Fans. Called "EWICAS"
he is just randomly amazing at Everything for NO REASON AT ALL. Like any sport + ping pong and throwing stuff.
Also he has this smile that tells every emotion he could possibly be feeling at the moment: happy, hungry, tired, bored, embarrassed, judgmental, angry, It’s all the same exact smile.
That is why the Eric's angry smile is the scariest because you never know if it’s legit anger or not.
No matter what happens the Eric always presumes everything to be "all good".
he has a verb named after him that is called, “pulling an Eric”.When you do somethin nice for someone out of the goodness of your heart
Erics also have this weird habit of only going on facebook when there is a room full of people behind him just to be anti-social on a social network.
Erics are also very polite when it comes to kicking out his friends, he uses *Rule # Eric: “I think you should go”. Eric can kick you out of his room, study areas, bathrooms, hallways, and yes even your own room.
Usually if you cannot explain why Eric can do something that normal people cannot it’s just because he’s Eric, don’t question it.

Guy 1: "Who was that guy that was an athletic extra in that awesome indie movie i saw that no-one else did?"

Guy 2: "oH! I googled it, His name is Eric Irizarry"

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