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Jewish American Princess
~snotty
~rich
JAPS originated in Jericho,NY
HOW YOU IDENTIFY A JAP:
shes wearing a velour juicy track suit and a junkfood t-shit(that states camp is my second home) shes wearing brand new uggs. shes yelling at her her equally jappy mother to let her have a 25 person sleep over (girls AND boys) constantly saying omg and like and wearing sweatshirts from the bar/bat mitzvah the previous weekend.
She is trying to be a J.A.P but she is wearing ALL knockoffs
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Jewish American Princess: Female of Jewish origin
(1)That "women" is your typical J.A.P.(2)Stop acting like a JAP (3)That J.A.P. would not stop complaining!(4) Face it your the average J.A.P.
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Jewish American Princess
Often from the Long Island area, but can be found in places in New Jersey (Livingston, Short Hills, Tenafly, etc) and Boca Raton. They like to wear brand-names such as juicy couture, hardtail, solow, burberry, lacoste, rebecca beeson, ugg, michael stars, c&c, prada, etc.
Normally of a higher intelligence then most, however some can be blithering idiots.
Spend their summers at very expensive, jappy sleep-a-way camps where they feel the need to act like sluts and make other jappy friends.
Even though they may not act it, they are all sluts at heart and secretly dream about things guys would do to them. They may seem prude; but they're really not.
"Let's go to Bloomies.. I need a new juicy tube!"
"OMG I am soo not a JAP!"
"My outfit only consists of Juicy, Junkfood, and SoLow! It so is not jappy!"
"Can't wait 'til camp!"
"OMG! Why is our town so prude?"
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Jewish American Princess (a stuck up, bratty, or spoiled jewish girl)
note: ONLY SOME Jewish girls are like this, not all. Also, some non-jewish people may be referred to as JAPS because of their attitude. People call others JAPS because of their clothing-JAP is INCLUDING the snobbish part.
That girl is so stuck up-shes a J.A.P.
Look at that J.A.P., she's so full of herself
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Jewish American Princess, aka spoiled rotten slutty bitches
Specifications
*Must reside on Long Island, in Northern New Jersey, or Boca Raton
*Hair color does not matter, though highlights are a necessity for some
*nasal voice (Long Island Only)
*Makeup MUST include the following: Mac, Dior, Chanel, Lancome, Nars, etc.
*Clothes: Abercrombie, Hollister, Ruehl, Gilly Hicks, Juicy Couture, Splendid, American Apparel, C&C California, Ed Hardy, Hard Tail, So Low, Junk Food (for JAPs in training), etc. Victoria's is the ONLY place to buy underwear (only thongs but sexy boyshorts are ok too)
*Jewelry: Tiffany and Co, Cartier, David Yurman, Chanel, Dior, etc.
*Handbags: Vuitton, Chanel, Dior, Prada, Miu Miu, Gucci, Juicy Couture, Fendi, etc.
*Shoes:can vary but the cheapest brands are Havaianas (a Brazilian flipflop line) or converse
*Technology: Mac laptops ONLY (for ichatting, of course), a blackberry or iphone cell phone ONLY, MUST have facebook
*Attitude: um, can you say bitchy? Can be intelligent or be a complete dumbass.
Intolerant of any racial (by using slurs) /orientational minorities (African Americans, Hispanics, Asians, gays, lesbians, disabled, etc.) or those who to them are "weird" or "uncool". On occasion, JAPS will try and convince the "weird" people to conform to their lifestyle, claiming that they "only want to help you." Do NOT buy this.
Lifestyle: usually wealthy to the point of spoiled, they will compete in making the most "super-sweet bat mitzvah" or sweet 16 or compete in popularity by the number of bar/bat mitzvah paraphernalia they get. VERY classless.
Relationships: JAPS act like sluts among their peers, throwing themselves at every Jewish guy who's willing to get head. They will brag about how far they've gone and criticize those who prefer taking things slow. Relationships RARELY last more than two months. However, Jewish mothers will occasionally force their sons into marrying a JAP to "maintain a fully Jewish heritage." It is not uncommon for JAPS to be labeled later in life as gold diggers by their husbands.
Personal Life: Almost all JAPS have very shady personal lives. It could pertain to family issues (ugly divorce, father a joe hedgefund or joe law type is sleeping with a much-younger shiksa, death of mother, etc.), emotional issues (mental illness, eating disorders, perfectionism, learning disabilities, cutting, etc.)
Interests: Some JAPS prefer sports, others prefer musical theater (this is very rare though), shopping parties and sex are religions. Most Importantly though, are the jappy, exclusive, 100% unsupervised summer camps they call their "home away from home." Here, girls like to bully others and hook up with all of thier male friends from home. Most of these camps are in the Poconos in Pennslyvania.
Now that you've met all of the specifications, congradu-fucking-lations you are now a J.A.P.
Xoprincess<3sammioX: LIKE EH MA FUCKING GAWD I CANNAWT WAITTT 2 C MY CAMPIESSSS AGAINNNN
XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: I KNOWW, WE R GOING 2B SOOO GORGEOUSSS AT OUR SOCIALS. JAKE AND BEN R SOOOOO GONNA WANNA HOOK UP W US!!!
Xoprincess<3sammioX: I TOTALLY LIKE NEEEDDD THAT TERRY MINIDRESS FROM JUICY BUT MY DADDY, WAYYYY 2 PREOCCUPIED WITH THAT SLUT GF OF HIS, DOESNT SEEM 2 CARE =(
XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: THAT SUXX!!!! THAT BITCH RACHEL CALLED ME A J.A.P YESTERDAY. I AM NAWT A J.A.P. !!! I ONLY TOLD HER THAT SHE SHOULDN'T WEAR ALL BLACK ALL THE TIME SO SHE CAN ACTUALLY GET INVITED 2 PARTIES AND SHE TOTALLY FLIPPED A SHIT.
Xoprincess<3sammioX: UR RITE, SHE IS A BITCH! WELL G2G BABE. LUV U MWAH MWAH!!
XOXOdanilovesyouXOXO: BYE BABEE. ONLY 126 DAYS TIL CAMPP!!!
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What is a J.A.P? (Not to be confused with the ethnic slur)
A J.A.P stands for "Jewish American Princess." A jap is a jewish girl that grew up in a wealthy household and neighborhood, typically in the east coast. Japs are known for being "bratty and snotty" as well as wearing overpriced clothes. Japs will usually have a huge bat mitzvah, and in the summer they can be spotted at a sleep away camp with their other "jappy" friends.
What does a Jewish American Princess wear?
Here are a few overpriced brands/stores that a jap will shop at:
Aviator Nation - Loungwear
Lululemon
Ugg
Bloomingdales
Golden goose
Maddhappy
Roller rabbit
(and many more)
Have you seen Jessica's new Golden Goose?
Isn't this her 10th pair? She is so jappy.
I know, right? She's such a J.A.P!
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Jewish American Princess; An upper class Jewish woman whose sole purpose is to acquire designer clothing
That J.A.P. talked to me about Gucci bags for 2 and a half hours.
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