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To repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullshit, exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. To jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group IQ, intelligence, and morale.
Non-jerzer: "Hey man, I have 2 dogs and they are sick"
Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"
Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"
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It is polish family name. It comes from Jez (the writting form was changed probably in the XIXth century.
The meaning is: Hedgehog.
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1. Refers to New Jersey, a state of massive struggletude and sorrows for all who permanently reside there.
2. An unfavorable action or attitude that is annoying or sickening, thus reminding one of the feeling they get while present in New Jersey.
3. Someone who is confident or arrogant for no apparent reason, namely with nothing to back it up.
"Partying in the Jerz again this weekend, huh? That sucks for you..."
"That club was so Jerz, do you think they could have packed any more guidos in there?!"
"Why are you being such a Jerz? Nobody likes you anyway."
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A guy who is really cute, likes hugs and headpats, and will often try to tell otherwise.
Person 1: You are so cute, Jerz!
Jerz: Shut up! I'm not cute!
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1- noun: That glorious liquid that explodes forth from a woman's special equipment when she is gripped by the most extreme and violent of orgasms. Female ejaculatory fluid or lady-cum; the ladies' equivalent of jizz (his and hers -- jizz and jerz).
2- verb: The act of a woman ejaculating.
Honey, we should totally throw these sheets in the wash, they're saturated with jerz.
Oh man, last night was great. I was going down on Marty when all of a sudden, SURPRISE! She jerzed right in my face.
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