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Jesused

When a college football player does an amazing move beyond human capabilities. Only used when talking about college football players.

Tim Tebow just jesused on that play. He broke 5 tackles and ran for an 80 yard touchdown.

by College Football Guru October 23, 2009

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Jesused

Slang: Past tense of the verb "to Jesus" which means to do something perfectly.

Yes! I got a 97% on my term paper. I completely Jesused my conclusion.

by lordacro April 7, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesused

To become an annoying, over-the-top, born again Christian.

"He used to be fun and drink with us at parties, but now he's all mellow and God-this and God-that after getting all Jesused."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary September 9, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesusing

Verb: The act of ghosting someone, then returning a few days later.

Past tense: getting jesused

"I thought we were close, but she kept jesusing me."

by GKH1220 May 4, 2020

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Jesuser

Someone who has a very deep Christian Faith.

โ€œPhoebe is an extreme Jesuser.โ€

by _girl081 May 28, 2023


Jesusness

To be of Jesus quality (meaning the highest quality available) and either holy or almost holy.

Akin to Jesus.

Something or someone that excels excruciatingly compared to other objects or persons.

Video Games:
Dude, Modern Warfare 2 is Jesusness.

They said that GTA: IV was Jesusness, the controls suck and the movement is choppy as hell.

Technology:
Is the iPad going to Jesusness? It doesn't seem so good right now.

Pirating is Jesusness.

Girls:
Her boobs are Jesusness! Damn!

That ass, even Jesus would call it Jesusness.

Miscellaneous:

Bob: The .50 caliber is always so damn Jesus-like!

Jim: It's Jesusness.

Bob: It's the same thing.

Jim: True dat.

Ironically, depending on your religious views, Church itself may not be Jesusness.

Godly isn't cool anymore, Jesusness is the shit.

by Allen75 July 9, 2010

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Jesuser

Someone very deep in their Christian Faith.

Phoebe is such a Jesuser.

by _girl081 June 15, 2023