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An expression that basically shows extreme shock or frustration, combination of Jesus and monkey
"That guy just ran his car into a tree"
"Jesus Monkey!"
"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."
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What you say when you have nothing else to say
see French Poodle Cheese Dip
jesus monkey lords i am bored!
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An extremely ugly, undesirable person.
That girl is straight monkey jesus.
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term used by officer harris of south park
jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!
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Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.
Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!
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Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
Jesus fucked a monkey!, watch out twat.