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Jindalism

The practice or philosophy of taking action for the sake of appearing to be taking action in response to a threat or situation, even if the action is harmful and/or worsens the situation.

Ref: Governor Bobby Jindal's decision to open freshwater diversions on the Mississippi River in an effort to push oil from the Deepwater Horizon spill back out to sea, causing mortality rates of 60-80% in oyster beds the action was intended to preserve.

In the aftermath of the Deepwater Horizon disaster, oyster beds off the coast of Louisiana were harmed by an act of Jindalism.

by mobymoby42 August 12, 2010

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Jindalism

Political suicide.

Carly Fiorina should of never partnered with Cruz. That was straight-up Jindalism...

by Brick City May 17, 2016


jindal

(verb) To get your 15 minutes of fame and royally fuck it up, especially on national television.

He jindaled that speech so badly that even Fox News trashed him.

by AmericanCheese February 26, 2009

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jindal

noun: a dude's junk

Bitch was slammin on my jindal last night.

by drpoon3 February 11, 2009

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Jindaled

v. The act of being used as a representative to show diversity within a group that lacks it. See Also: token

Lone woman in English Department: The Chair of my department Jindaled me!
He: What did he do?
She: Asked me to give a speech to the College on Diversity.

by Artavazd February 26, 2009


Jindal

To really screw up a big opportunity.

Good luck on that job interview; I hope you don't jindal it!

Ah dude, you really Jindaled that one.

by EC78 February 25, 2009

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jindal

To flame out on ascent; to crash and burn on the way up; to end one's chance too early.

Boy, just when I thought we had a chance, he had to jindal it with that stupid speech.

If I had only prepared a bit more, I would not have jindaled the interview.

by French Inhaler February 27, 2009

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