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A boomer who hates kids and his only accomplishment in life is running a blue ribbon school
Let’s all fail so we lose our status as a blue ribbon school to troll jira
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The worst fucking system in the world.
"Yo did you file a JIRA?"
"Naw fuck those, shit don't work!"
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Jira: a person that is the epitome of da perfect girl, which means only the sexiest, prettiest, cutest,sweetest,coolest, greatest,smartest, alluring,lovely,sepsho, worlds one and only beauty, appealing to all five senses, unique,innocent.....an angel that would make ur life worth living.
Boy:I am the luckiest person alive cuz i saw jira.
2nd Boy: yeah! you are fuking lucky
Girls: Damn i pray every night wishin i can be Jira, even just to be like 1% of her is enough.
Old man: Jira's smile soothes my pain and now i die happily.
Commerical:want to be like Jira, eat oranges everyday
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A hymn like prayer/chant that project managers use when pleading with the gods that they've chosen the right amount of slack and that their plans are delivered on time and to cost.
Based on the traditional Indian hymn - Govinda (Jaya Jaya) - made famous by Kula Shaker.
Michael: just finished my project plan, going to pray it's delivered to spec. (Starts chanting Govinda Jira Jira)
Steve W: Fingers crossed, otherwise that prick Mark will give you hell . Govinda Jira Jira
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One of my best friends. She listens to P!ATD, Black Veil Brides, Fall Out Boy, TOP, and The Front Bottoms.
She is funny and has a sarcastic sense of humor. She is a tsundere who doesn't like to express their feelings around other people. She is incredibly awkward. She loves anime and musicals.
Person: Omg! You like Panic! At the Disco??
Jira: Yeah.
Person: What're your favorite songs??
Jira: Uuh...All of them.
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A corporate drone whose dominant form of output is creating, moving, and updating Jira issues.
We have too many Jira jockeys and not enough people doing the actual work.
A Jira second is defined as roughly 10 seconds longer than what you usually would expect.
A: "I did press Save, but nothing happens."
B: "Just wait for a Jira second to"