Jonad

The 13 Commandments of Jonad

1. Jonas is the Lord thy God
2. Thou shalt have no other gods before Jonas
3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any proper english
4. Thou shalt not take the name of Lord thy God in vein
5. Remember the jonad channel, to keep it holy
6. Dishonour thy syntax and thy punctuation
7. Thou shal only speak in broken english
8. Thou shal speak as if drunk
9. Thou shalt make any sense
10. Thou shal reply with any caps lock message as "whoops big letters on"
11. Thou shal refer to any case of Fourth Wall Breaking as "Meta Time"
12. Thou shal replace the word "There" with thy preferred "dere"
13. Thou shalt not use the phrase "huh" but instead use the phrase "guj"

I don't speak English, I speak Jonad.

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Jonads

Just a simple word to describe the gonads, nads, or quite simply nuts, of a Jonas Brother. Much like the Joner.

"Ahah when Joe's all excited, the Jonads come out. Thank you skinny jeans!"

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