Jonesville

A shit town in Michigan that is literally in hole. Ironically, potholes are scattered all over the place. There’s is legitimately absolutely nothing to do there. Anybody who was unlucky enough to be born in this hell scape or move here never leaves. Fuck this place.

Friend: Hey, wanna go to The Udder Side?
You: Isn’t that in Jonesville though?
Friend: Yeah, why?
You: That place is a shithole so I think tf not.

Jonesville, LA

If you aren’t an old racist white man, young broke black man, or just a complete fucktard, you don’t belong there.

The drugs are fire though.

Jonesville, LA is the worst place you could possibly want to go. It sucks ass.