To purposely trigger oneself by bringing up past embarrassing and/or upsetting events without prompting from others. An individual will often bring up a subject or person as a joke to their friends, and subsequently hurt their own feelings.
“Stop jonkering yourself mate!”
“You have to forget about him, it’s just gonna jonker you all over again.”
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Anthing, refers to a noun. Also can be a celery joint.
You are a dirty jonker!
What the jonk are you doing?
I need the hook up on some jonk!
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A very stuck up teacher.
That Teacher is Such a Jonker!
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a womans breasts/bosom/boobs/pineapples.
here she comes, oh Boy! look at those jonkers!!
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An absolute beautiful pair of breasts. Specifically on the larger size.
She got all the attention in the room with those beautiful Jonkers popping out of her dress.
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Female Breasts, fun bags, etc.
Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers
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When something is so insanely huge, the go to word for describing it is jonker bonkers
guy 1: Did you see that large man eating cheetos and wearing small clothes?
guy 2: yeah, he is totally jonker bonkers