Keying a Car

The act of scraping a car with an object leaving a large scratch mark.

Keying a Car:
Someone keyed my car.
My car got keyed.

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keying a car

This is the action in which a person uses the keys of a car to temporarily scratch a car. Usually, this has very expensive results.

"Hey dude, wassup!?"
"Nothing man. Just saw an old grumpy man keying a car."

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key your car

to scratch a car with something.

If you piss me of I swear I key your car.

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key (ones) car

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

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key (ones) car

verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.

I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.

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key (ones) car

The result of being a douchebag.

To key (ones) car:

Bro 1: Oh meh godd bro someone totally keyed my sweet ford f150! My dad is going to kill me!

Bro 2: People must just be jealous of your killer ride.

Intellegent Person 1: Or, you're just a complete asshole.

Bros 1 and 2 (tandem): OOOOOHHH Yeeeaaarrrhh

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kei car

A car which is actually tiny. it also has a really tiny engine...

Me:THAT KEI CAR LOOKS NICE NGL.