kincade

A loyal friend that won't let anyone hurt you except him he's a nice guy but hides that by being a douche bag and will fight for what he believes in. All in all he is a good friend but will beat you if you screw him over.

Guy 1: Hey look here it describes you
Guy 2: What the heck are you talking about you idiot?
Guy 1: It says right here that your a Kincade
Guy 2: Shut up douche bag

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Kincade

A reference to the Atlanta Talk Radio Host, John Kincade, who is incapable of talking without whining.

Also can refer to anyone who requires treatment for a vaginal yeast infection, or a Douche Bag.

My vagina hurts so much....I have enough yeast in my Vagina to supply the Wonder Bread Bakery.... if I am not careful, I will sound like a Kincade.

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Kincade Scale

A logarithmic scale measuring drag pageantry ineptitude. First coined to describe the owner of two failed drag pageantry systems. The scale runs from 1 to 10 with 1 denoting minor miscues grading upwards as corruption and incompetence increases all the way to a 10 for a total and complete drag pageantry disaster. Each step denotes a logarithmic increase of 10 fold.In other words a 10 is 100 times WORSE than an 8 on this scale..

Girl, that pageant was a hot mess. It rated at least a 9 on the Kincade Scale.

Dateline, Pennsylvania. The drag pageantry world was rocked by a rash of incompetence in a short lived drag pageantry system. Drag queens in the know rated it a full-blown faux pas by giving it a 10 on the Kincade Scale !

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kincadeism

A statement which includes boasting about knowing a famous person. Also known as name dropping.

There goes John with another Kincadeism. We know you know Shaq.