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A pansexual icon who doesn’t get enough love, only wants Dave and didn’t ask for cilantro.
Klaus Hargreeves: “I didn’t ask for cilantro...”
Ben: “Do you hear gunfire?”
Klaus Hargreeves: “What?!”
we will protect our funky lil gay boi, jazzy trash that everyone loves
he needs love
pansexual icon
d r u g s. Just look at him.
person1:oof yes go smol funky boi
person 2: do you mean the queen Klaus Hargreeves?
Also known as “The Séance”, or “Number Four” Klaus is number 4 out of 7 Hargreeves siblings. They are an ex-superhero. Klaus is pansexual, and has a love/hate addiction with drugs. They are able to communicate with the dead and project them to the mortal world, but only when they are sober. They can also levitate, but only with their shoes off.
Klaus is the least taken seriously out of the Hargreeves siblings, and their siblings treat them like they can’t do anything when in fact, they can.
Person A: Whose’s your favorite Hargreeves sibling?
Person B: Klaus Hargreeves of course!
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A pansexual amazing character in the umbrella academy. his back must hurt from carrying the entire show on his back. hes an addict. his sibling HATE him for no reason. hes literally amazing.
The best character in The Umbrella Academy. You know, the one that ate a bagel out of a dumpster so he could spend time with his brother. Yeah, that guy.
Person A " Who's your favorite character from The Umbrella Academy?"
Person B "Definitely Klaus Hargreeves, he is great and we must protect him."
a hottie thottie who smokes pottie
person 1: who’s that thot?
person 2: idk but he’s hot
person 3: are you stupid?? that’s klaus hargreeves
person 1: who’s that thot?
person 2: idk but he’s hot
person 3: are u stupid, that’s klaus hargreeves
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