Knell

1. A person with red hair, generally used as profanity, it is an offensive term, similar to the term ranga.
2. A person with red hair's dick.

Look at that ginger over there, he's such a knell.

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Knells

Crazy, Excentric, awsome, funny,

To reach the "Knells" Status one must,
1. Drink a whole bottle of whiskey, go throw up, pass out in the grass and when people come to get him, that he is fine and going to bed.
2. Your friends, after laughing at you, they must carry upstairs...almost break your neck so you can pass out on the couch and shit your pants.
3. you MUST BE CRAZY
4. when ever you have guests over, they shall only remember arriving..not leaving.
5. Thall shall randomly break chairs
6. Thall shall carve symbols in to your ex's table
7. Thall shall pee in a gas tank and make your ex think its gas

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Knell

The sound made by a bell rung slowly, especially for a death or a funeral.

A sound or sign announcing the death of a person or the end, extinction, failure, etc., of something: the knell of parting day.

"Dude, you hear that?"

"what"

" That Death Knell"
"oh, you mean the ringing of that bell?"

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death knell spending

1. The act of an old person spending because of an anticipated death.

1.Anyone over the age of 80 purchasing a Ferrari is a common form of death knell spending.

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Knelling

verb, knell·ing
–verb (used without object)
1.
Similar to "kneeling" but done in a flamboyant sense like a raging homosexual, often ends up in the kneller looking completely retarded.

Fuck you bitch! I will be the one knelling over you, just don't look up my skirt!

knell

a portmanteau of the words kneel and fell

Brody: DUDE I JUST KNELL ON YOUR CAT!
Theodore: holy fuck is he dead?
Brody: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯