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going crazy or getting turnt alone or with another person
#1
Sadie: "hey Harley are you ok"
Harley: "No i'm totally kranken"
#2
Rosie: "Yo guys, Alexa and Max are totally kranken right now"
Jake: "Woah! no way! I wanna get kranken"
wicked cool, freakin' fantastic
Man, the Munster mobile is Kranken!
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a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone
felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"
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ENTRY NOT WRITTEN BY FELIX KRANKEN.
A man freed of all charges and the one and ONLY founder of "Bon's Burgers", a restaurant opened in 1974. He had a wife named Linda Thompson who broke up with him and left her diary at his house, claiming he was an alcoholic. After dealing with legal paperwork due to the disappearance of his best friend Jack Walten, he had the brilliant idea to re-open the restaurant and restore the animatronic performers for "The Relocate Project", which was unsuccessful.
He did NOT crash the car.
He did NOT kill them.
He received NO phone calls that night.
He did NOT have anything to do with any mysterious circumstances surrounding the disappearance of Mr. Walten or death of anyone in the restaurant or the K-9 Facility.
As far as the police know, he is NOT GUILTY.
And it should stay like that.
"Dude, Felix Kranken denied any involvement with the tragic circumstances around his establishment, so it must be true."
bozo still hasnt picked up the phone.
jack:
FELIX
PICK UP THE PHONE
YOUR STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
FELIX I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME
PICK UP THE PHONE
felix kranken hasnt picked up the phone
Dan the Dfenc cherry jonesed that kranken station in team slayer.
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A tiktoker with an obsession to neil ciceriga and felix kraken, Probably a felix kinnie theirself.
Person one: "omg isn't that person probably a felix kinnie?"
Person two: "yea felix..kranken I'd a felix kinnie"